You would! I'm definitely going to have to bring up the idea when I get back. You'd be the sparkliest most precious unicorn in all the land. You've got a point. I still can't believe half of the shit I got away with before we were dating.

I want to make them understand. How am I supposed to do that? I need to make them understand I'm better for him than Taylor ever was despite white privilege and me having a dick and whatever.

I don't need a hug! Guys, it's fine. Everything is fine, it's over.