I happen to like that you're tiny, for the record.

Yeah that's probably my best bet to not making him uncomfortable. I want to make this as easy as possible and if that means not talking about a lot of the obvious issues, so be it. I think it helps that a lot of our relationship is going to be based on not seeing each other for a while. And I know…my parents are great. I could probably tell them I wanted to get a sex change to be more like Sharpay and they'd just deal with it. It's sort of horrifying.

But if Chad's parents are anything like Coach Bolton…yikes. I don't remember if I ever told you this, but one day when Shar and I stayed late to run a rehearsal for something we were passing the gym and heard Coach Bolton and Troy actually yelling at each other about Troy's future. It's not surprising he totally veered off on a different path in the end.