I know a thing or two about romance, believe it or not. You're coming to me whether you have plans or not okay? I need you. It's been too long without you. Dad will have to get used to it, but I think he's just glad I can't get anybody pregnant. It's pretty obvious he favors Sharpay and Mom favors me though. I'm 90% sure Mom knew I was gay as soon as I came out of the womb.

I'm pretty sure that's true. We probably have the lowest bullying rate in America, maybe that's why I didn't think any of this was weird. I like that we became closer though because now I know everyone's secrets.