I'd be a fucking precious unicorn. Also, who knows, Chad might surprise you. Anyway, you got him to wear a clown costume before you two were even dating, I don't think that would be what keeps it from happening.

That is it. Pretty much. They don't think he knows what he wants and they want what's best for him. They don't understand, so they're scared it's wrong. It will get better, I'm sure.

I don't really want to have this conversation when I can't hug you, anyway.