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[theplaymaker]

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[choreographics]

It makes me think of how much I want to lick Chad's abs. You're seriously the best friend ever.

I don't know if I could reciprocate.

[theplaymaker]

I try. And no worries, I have plenty of hot men and women around me without you reciprocating.

[choreographics]

Since when do you get off on hot women?

[theplaymaker]

Just because you can't appreciate them the way they should be doesn't mean I don't.

[choreographics]

...I can't tell if you're serious or if you're fucking with me.

[theplaymaker]

I'm so stopping to talk to you about my love life, nothing good ever comes from it.

[choreographics]

Darling you should have told me you'd try playing for the other team. I could hook you up with some really nice girls.

[theplaymaker]

I don't need your help meeting nice girls, Ryan. I am a nice girl.

[choreographics]

That's not what I meant, and you know it. Come on, let me help.

[theplaymaker]

I honestly have no clue what you're even proposing to help with here, Ryan.

[choreographics]

I'm proposing that you let me do something to redeem me being a bad person to my boyfriend.

[theplaymaker]

I have a better idea. I go talk to Chad and tell him all the reason he's better than Jack and you just buy me something pretty for making your boyfriend feel better and stop trying to set me up.

[choreographics]

...am I buying you a pretty boy, or a pretty girl? :P

[theplaymaker]

You keep going on about this and you can buy me a vibrator.

[choreographics]

Did you tell Chad about my favorite sex shop by the way?

[theplaymaker]

No, I didn't. You can do that.

[choreographics]

Might just be curious. Thanks for keeping SOME of my secrets.

I'll buy you a good one.

[theplaymaker]

As I'll be expecting.

I kept quite a few of your secrets, now I can blackmail you.

[choreographics]

Yeah? What if I don't want them to be secrets anymore, huh?

[theplaymaker]

In that case I'll just lose all my blackmail material, but at least you'll be happy, so that works.

[choreographics]

Don't worry, you'll have a lot of blackmail material for a long, long time.

[theplaymaker]

I'm not sure whether to find that reassuring or worrying.

[choreographics]

Therapy, remember? They're neither right now.

[theplaymaker]

Soon, then. But you're better for now?

[choreographics]

...do you just have a collection of hot photos of my hot boyfriend for when I have any sort of iota of depressive thoughts?