theplaymaker

I found so many new restaurants you have to take me to, I'm very excited to be back on a more expensive diet. ;) You shouldn't do self-reflection without consulting with me, Ryan, you get the strangest ideas! Don't fuck up your relationship, I like it.

I don't know if Chad was ever in love with Troy. I mean, we can assume you're his type and without offending either of you, you really don't have a lot in common with Troy, apart from being unfairly attractive.

Of course you are. The three of us are going to eat so well second semester you have no idea. I want to make myself sick off of food I don't even care anymore. Also I know, I know. I told you, I work in mysterious ways. I'm pretty fond of my relationship too,

I think it's totally fair, considering I'm second-best at a lot of stuff. But maybe opposites attract? I don't know, I don't know if Chad has a type or if he's just in love with me. Kinda like how I was just in love with you but I find girls in general unappealing.

I missed you so much all the time, you don't even know. Not just because of the cheap food. ;) Next time you go on tour, I actually will hide in your suitcase.

I never thought you were second-best at anything other than taking center stage.

I missed you so much it actually was killing me. It was bad enough without Chad but you too? I'm not leaving for another few years. I can't. Also that's good to know you like me for more than what I can buy you, and you'll absolutely fit in my suitcase. Who needs clothes when I can have a Kelsi?

…what does that even mean?

Do you honestly not know what I mean by that?

You're at least as talented, gorgeous and practiced as your sister. I'd actually argue you're a lot better at some of it, especially social interactions and you're much more versatile.

She's better at making people think she's the best.

That's called acting. So really, all you're saying is that she's a better actress, I think I knew that. But I guess I'm the lesser socially awkward twin, you're right.

She's very good at the one role she enjoys playing and has been playing all her life. I mentioned that you're more versatile, didn't I?

Yeah...so I'm good at multiple roles?

You're good at everything you try.

Are you just stroking my ego? I totally appreciate that, actually, keep doing that.

I'm not, it's just coincidental because you actually happen to be talented. And in my humble opinion, yes, you are more talented than Sharpay.

....you're really sweet, you know that? Sorry, I'm just in a mood. A bad mood, I guess. I know you're right but right now it sounds wrong.

I'm sorry, Ry. Anything I can do to improve your mood?

No, probably not. Unless you want to revoke my rights to ever say anything stupid ever again?

I don't think I have that power. But, here:

...kay now I'm depressed AND horny. I guess that's a vast improvement.

Why do you have that?

For moments such as these. I thought it might make you think about happier things.

It makes me think of how much I want to lick Chad's abs. You're seriously the best friend ever.

I don't know if I could reciprocate.

I try. And no worries, I have plenty of hot men and women around me without you reciprocating.

Since when do you get off on hot women?

Just because you can't appreciate them the way they should be doesn't mean I don't.

...I can't tell if you're serious or if you're fucking with me.

I'm so stopping to talk to you about my love life, nothing good ever comes from it.

Darling you should have told me you'd try playing for the other team. I could hook you up with some really nice girls.

I don't need your help meeting nice girls, Ryan. I am a nice girl.

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