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[choreographics]

I missed you so much it actually was killing me. It was bad enough without Chad but you too? I'm not leaving for another few years. I can't. Also that's good to know you like me for more than what I can buy you, and you'll absolutely fit in my suitcase. Who needs clothes when I can have a Kelsi?

…what does that even mean?

[theplaymaker]

Do you honestly not know what I mean by that?

You're at least as talented, gorgeous and practiced as your sister. I'd actually argue you're a lot better at some of it, especially social interactions and you're much more versatile.

She's better at making people think she's the best.

[choreographics]

That's called acting. So really, all you're saying is that she's a better actress, I think I knew that. But I guess I'm the lesser socially awkward twin, you're right.

[theplaymaker]

She's very good at the one role she enjoys playing and has been playing all her life. I mentioned that you're more versatile, didn't I?

[choreographics]

Yeah...so I'm good at multiple roles?

[theplaymaker]

You're good at everything you try.

[choreographics]

Are you just stroking my ego? I totally appreciate that, actually, keep doing that.

[theplaymaker]

I'm not, it's just coincidental because you actually happen to be talented. And in my humble opinion, yes, you are more talented than Sharpay.

[choreographics]

....you're really sweet, you know that? Sorry, I'm just in a mood. A bad mood, I guess. I know you're right but right now it sounds wrong.

[theplaymaker]

I'm sorry, Ry. Anything I can do to improve your mood?

[choreographics]

No, probably not. Unless you want to revoke my rights to ever say anything stupid ever again?

[theplaymaker]

I don't think I have that power. But, here:

[choreographics]

...kay now I'm depressed AND horny. I guess that's a vast improvement.

Why do you have that?

[theplaymaker]

For moments such as these. I thought it might make you think about happier things.

[choreographics]

It makes me think of how much I want to lick Chad's abs. You're seriously the best friend ever.

I don't know if I could reciprocate.

[theplaymaker]

I try. And no worries, I have plenty of hot men and women around me without you reciprocating.

[choreographics]

Since when do you get off on hot women?

[theplaymaker]

Just because you can't appreciate them the way they should be doesn't mean I don't.

[choreographics]

...I can't tell if you're serious or if you're fucking with me.

[theplaymaker]

I'm so stopping to talk to you about my love life, nothing good ever comes from it.

[choreographics]

Darling you should have told me you'd try playing for the other team. I could hook you up with some really nice girls.

[theplaymaker]

I don't need your help meeting nice girls, Ryan. I am a nice girl.

[choreographics]

That's not what I meant, and you know it. Come on, let me help.

[theplaymaker]

I honestly have no clue what you're even proposing to help with here, Ryan.

[choreographics]

I'm proposing that you let me do something to redeem me being a bad person to my boyfriend.