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[choreographics]

That's true. I'm so excited to be back on a normal diet after this, can I stress that enough? But yeah. I have been doing a lot of self-reflection in the past couple of months. I'm pretty fucked up and that's sort of fucking up my relationship.

I get it. I mean I was always second to Sharpay, I totally get it. But I was never in love with my sister either so there's that. No offense to Troy, but…you know. I'm biased.

[theplaymaker]

I found so many new restaurants you have to take me to, I'm very excited to be back on a more expensive diet. ;) You shouldn't do self-reflection without consulting with me, Ryan, you get the strangest ideas! Don't fuck up your relationship, I like it.

I don't know if Chad was ever in love with Troy. I mean, we can assume you're his type and without offending either of you, you really don't have a lot in common with Troy, apart from being unfairly attractive.

[choreographics]

Of course you are. The three of us are going to eat so well second semester you have no idea. I want to make myself sick off of food I don't even care anymore. Also I know, I know. I told you, I work in mysterious ways. I'm pretty fond of my relationship too,

I think it's totally fair, considering I'm second-best at a lot of stuff. But maybe opposites attract? I don't know, I don't know if Chad has a type or if he's just in love with me. Kinda like how I was just in love with you but I find girls in general unappealing.

[theplaymaker]

I missed you so much all the time, you don't even know. Not just because of the cheap food. ;) Next time you go on tour, I actually will hide in your suitcase.

I never thought you were second-best at anything other than taking center stage.

[choreographics]

I missed you so much it actually was killing me. It was bad enough without Chad but you too? I'm not leaving for another few years. I can't. Also that's good to know you like me for more than what I can buy you, and you'll absolutely fit in my suitcase. Who needs clothes when I can have a Kelsi?

…what does that even mean?

[theplaymaker]

Do you honestly not know what I mean by that?

You're at least as talented, gorgeous and practiced as your sister. I'd actually argue you're a lot better at some of it, especially social interactions and you're much more versatile.

She's better at making people think she's the best.

[choreographics]

That's called acting. So really, all you're saying is that she's a better actress, I think I knew that. But I guess I'm the lesser socially awkward twin, you're right.

[theplaymaker]

She's very good at the one role she enjoys playing and has been playing all her life. I mentioned that you're more versatile, didn't I?

[choreographics]

Yeah...so I'm good at multiple roles?

[theplaymaker]

You're good at everything you try.

[choreographics]

Are you just stroking my ego? I totally appreciate that, actually, keep doing that.

[theplaymaker]

I'm not, it's just coincidental because you actually happen to be talented. And in my humble opinion, yes, you are more talented than Sharpay.

[choreographics]

....you're really sweet, you know that? Sorry, I'm just in a mood. A bad mood, I guess. I know you're right but right now it sounds wrong.

[theplaymaker]

I'm sorry, Ry. Anything I can do to improve your mood?

[choreographics]

No, probably not. Unless you want to revoke my rights to ever say anything stupid ever again?

[theplaymaker]

I don't think I have that power. But, here:

[choreographics]

...kay now I'm depressed AND horny. I guess that's a vast improvement.

Why do you have that?

[theplaymaker]

For moments such as these. I thought it might make you think about happier things.

[choreographics]

It makes me think of how much I want to lick Chad's abs. You're seriously the best friend ever.

I don't know if I could reciprocate.

[theplaymaker]

I try. And no worries, I have plenty of hot men and women around me without you reciprocating.

[choreographics]

Since when do you get off on hot women?

[theplaymaker]

Just because you can't appreciate them the way they should be doesn't mean I don't.

[choreographics]

...I can't tell if you're serious or if you're fucking with me.

[theplaymaker]

I'm so stopping to talk to you about my love life, nothing good ever comes from it.

[choreographics]

Darling you should have told me you'd try playing for the other team. I could hook you up with some really nice girls.