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[theplaymaker]

Perhaps you should just not think about it too much for now. You'll see how it goes when you're done touring.

I wasn't worried, Ryan, I'm just glad you haven't.

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I'll see how it goes when we're done touring.

...he's sweet though. "Do you know what was a terrible idea? Driving away from you." Like. Who says that? What happened to the Chad Danforth that tried stomping on Troy's relationship with Gabriella? I don't want to see him ever again.

I'd be a liar if I said the thought didn't cross my mind though.

[theplaymaker]

That's pretty sweet! Smooth, too. If he knew he was being sweet, anyway. Do you think he did?

Of course it did. But you didn't, so I'm very proud!

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Considering he started talking about Troy's truck after that? Don't think so.

He wouldn't let me.

[theplaymaker]

Sweet and doesn't even know that. Look at you, lucky man.

That's good. See? He's giving it time, too. Stop fretting so much.

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If I'm so lucky why does it feel like somebody ripped out my guts and haphazardly shoved them back in so they're not properly functioning?

[theplaymaker]

I don't know, Ryan. What do you think would make you feel better?

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I don't know, not being paranoid about Chad in New York without me?

[theplaymaker]

Now you're paranoid about that?

Don't worry, I can just stay with him when he's in The Village.

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I'm paranoid about everything!

...Kelsi. Kelsi I will love you until the end of time and buy you a lot of ponies and a night with Jason in the best hotel in New York if you'll babysit Chad Danforth for me.

[theplaymaker]

Stop bringing up Jason! And you can't even see my face right now, so it can't be fun for you to do it.

What exactly am I supposed to babysit him for? So he doesn't meet cute guys? ;)

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It's cute <3 I just want you to b happy and I know music makes you happy but you can't have sex with a piano.

...ON a piano is entirely different.

YES exactly. Keep him aware from cute guys and keep him focused.

[theplaymaker]

I can't have sex with Jason, he's like a puppy. A sexy puppy.

...okay, see, that's why I can't, I lose IQ points.

Don't worry, he probably passes for straight. And from what Troy and Gabriella told me, all of the many, many guys hitting on him in California didn't really register much. Keep him focused on what?

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Can puppies be sexy?

I'm just saying I've made some beautiful music with some guys in the practice auditoriums at school. That's all.

...why does everyone know about Chad's California adventures except for me? Whatever. And keep him focused on his goals and not the hundreds of other cute bendy dancers in New York.

[theplaymaker]

No, just Jason.

Stay away from my piano!

Because there's a whatsapp group created just to discuss you two. And stories of Chad's responses to getting hit on are hilarious, to be honest.

I'll keep his head out of the game. ;)

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I'm texting him right now...

I didn't say I fucked someone on YOUR piano. Just A piano, I love you too much to damage your one true love.

...you guys are awful and I want to see this sometime. Doesn't anyone have anything better to do than monitor my relationship with Chad?

xoxo Where would I be without you my love?

[theplaymaker]

What? What are you even texting him?

One day all the pianos will be mine.

We also monitor some other things, but you just happen to be very interesting. And he starts using a lot of 'dude' and basketball metaphors, once he catches on.

I don't even know, darling.

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It's a secret.

The Nielsen Piano Emporium. I like the sound of that.

...wtf guys. Go monitor Troy and Gabriella and the fact that Troy apparently wants to propose? And good I knew he could act.

Never leave me. You can move in with Chad and I in the pent house of our dreams.

[theplaymaker]

You can't send secret messages to Jason!!!

I know Troy wants to, he asked me for a song. And apparently he can to keep hungry queens from his nubile body. :P

I won't leave you. I won't even be jealous if having Chad around means I get less presents. ;)

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I can do whatever I want I'm famous now

...of course he did. Please don't ever use nubile to describe Chad's body ever again. You're killing any boner I've ever had for that body every time you use that word.

You'll still get plenty of presents and hats. You were my first, you deserve it.

[theplaymaker]

Not that famous!!! Stop it!

What word would you have me use?

Excellent. You're getting off cheap though, anyway, I don't think Chad expects anything out of having an Evans for a boyfriend.

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:D

Mm...drool-worthy? I have absolutely no idea. But I told him he was perfect last night and now I'm sort of just like "well that's great."

I don't think he does either, which is nice. He just wants me to love him.

[theplaymaker]

:(

You were half-asleep, weren't you? Because I remember a time you went on about his body for ten minutes before passing out mid-sentence.

Aw. It will be fine, Ryan, I believe that.

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It'll be good for you now stop that.

Of course I was, I do and say a lot of ridiculous things when I'm half-asleep, you know that. Remember the time I rambled about your glasses for half an hour when I was sleeping in your dormroom? Also I'd probably go on about his body even if I wasn't on the verge of falling asleep, that man has an amazing body it's kind of not fair.

Strangely I'm believing it too. We just...work.

[theplaymaker]

:((((((

I know that. It's even worse than when you're drunk, probably. Although they're very stylish glasses. And all of his body? ...actually, I take that back, I'll live the rest of my life happily without knowing certain details about Chad Danforth's body.

Now I can finally write you a proper love song!